Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days to many stupid security cameras.

My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, "i have feelings for you, shall we have s*x" , I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "you've won my trust"... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car

the man who smiles when all things have gone wrong has someone to blame it one!

if you die in an elevator be sure to press the up button!

to those that are reading this i need to tell you that when i die i want to go peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather did. not screaming like the passengers in his car!

everybody is entitled to my opinion! :)

last night i was laying in bed looking up at the stars and then i thought to myself, wheres the ceiling?

Why studying is better than sex

You can usually find someone to do it with.

If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off

You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

A little coffee and you can do it all night.

If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.

You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.


Still sex is pretty great hahaha

has anyone heard of the book aches and pains by Arthur ritis?

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going unnoticed

it seems to me that we never notice the smaller things in life we are always noticeing the things that make the most noise just like how we always notice the massive tree that falls but we never notice the hundreds of leaves the hit the ground every day. we are always told to strive for the best you can be rather than strive for happiness, isnt that what it is about we are so consumed of our work we end up being swallowed up by work comitments. i know i dont know  a lot about the world yet as im only seventeen but i am well aware of the dangers of being consumed by work as im looking for an apprenticeship and facing whether i should go to school or whether i should take an apprenticeship but in the end its where ever i feel most happy and i believe that this applies all the way through your life and i hope i make the right choices to save my self from the perile of working a dead end 9-5 job and i hope you make the choice so you can reach your nirvana.

job status over happiness.

for too long the most simple things have gone unnoticed, for instance something as simple as a bed something we all take for granted yet there are 100 million + people in the world that are homeless who dont have anywhere to sleep at night. to me there are no rightful people who are pure to the bone, everyone is somewhat evil and some are just more evil than others. all i am trying to get through is that why are people instinctivly selfish? why is it that human beings can be so manipulitive and that life is based mostly on your social status. the reason i think this is because i find that everytime i hear someone talk about their job its always im hating it or its not any fun, its because they chose that job because it was such a prestige job doctors, lawyers, high corporate business people are all in it to say that they do that spacific job that entitles them to look down on lower class citerzins. for generations this lifestyle has been passed on gradually causing more than hate for their jobs it has caused depression which leads to many other topic but the point im trying to get across is everyone do what you love and dont take the most simple things for granted in life, FOLLOW YOUR DREAM!